Everytime we go to MacDonalds, I see that sign that says no ugly dogs allowed.

Like your girlfriend.

Me and my girlfriend, well, we ain't ugly, so we waltz right in. And eat Sundays. Wearing these hot to trot dog tshirts that announce our beauty to the world.

With nuts.

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