Every once in a while, when I'm walking down the street, I run into one hot bitch. You know the type, curly, apricot coat, freshly groomed, smelling like Alpo......

But then, sometimes they get nervous. That's when I tell them, Don't worry, I'm neutered. Now, I wear this dog t-shirt. It let's the literate bitches know right up front, they got's nothing to worry about.

Unfortunately......

This is a genuine Yellow Hydrant Clothing® dog tshirt, made in the USA (not China) of 100% Combed Cotton. Please view the size charts for your dog's ideal shirt size.