Well technically, you're supposed to be good all your life, then die, meet St Pete at the ole Pearlies, and get you wings blah, blah blah.

But in my case, I'm just so darned cute, and lovely and adorable that they let me bi-pass all the dead stuff, and just gave me this doggie shirt.

Like a sort of trophy, you know. Cause I deserve it.

This is a genuine Yellow Hydrant Clothing® article, made in the USA (not China) of 100% Combed Cotton. Please view the size charts for your dog's ideal fit.